Hard at work in the Heavens above, God in all his wisdom has declared that all of the Guernsey States deputies are to blame for…
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An aerial survey of the island has revealed that a series of roads and lanes resemble a Swastika. The network is believed to link German…
A woman’s work colleagues have remained furious, despite her apologies for arriving late for the third day in a row. Karen Le Tissier walked in…
Sea levels are set to rise in Guernsey if the UK fails to leave the European Union with a deal. Climate boffins say sea-level rises…
Complaining about anything is something Carol Baudins enjoys on the daily, but yesterday her outrage hit a new level. At approximately 07:35, her tubby son…
A bizarre tale still ignites laughter over a few beers after work, some locals have confirmed. Local man Perry De Heaume suddenly realised the potential…
The States plan on making St Sampsons into one large housing development, with the last blade of grass being dismantled today. Farms, gardens and even…
A quick trip to town has entered its fourth day for nine-year-old Lauren Baudains. Her mum asked if she’d like to ‘pop to town’ last…
Beau Sejour gym has agreed to install a state-of-the-art Instagram selfie booth complete with lighting, mirror and chest-moistening facilities. The radical change comes after an…
Recycling bins in the island are full to overflowing following the publication of the latest free newspaper. Keen to avoid a visit from Tertiary Waste…