Staff writers at The Guern have been left dumbfounded after real-life events rendered one of their stories entirely moot. Dubbed The Moot-ening, it was caused…
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Residents in St Pierre Du Bois can take a giant leap into the 20th century from next month. Constables in the parish have finally agreed…
Eleven days into the lockdown and further tragic news has hit the island. It seems local politicians are feeling the pinch the same as the…
The old Guernsey Rumour Mill, which spins to the beat of island gossip, has gone missing. Witnesses state that the Rumour Mill picked up such…
A Vale man will spend the rest of his life behind bars having been found guilty of taking a two hour five minute walk during…
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A local police officer has been convicted of being a fucking creepy bastard. It should perhaps come as no surprise that a Guernsey Police officer…
Tonight The Guern can exclusively reveal the Bailiwick’s top politicians plan to house refugees in Herm, as opposed to allowing them directly into Guernsey. After…
Gavin St Pier, Guernsey’s chief minister, had to make an embarrassed call today to the Isle of Man after the contraction of a serious disease.…
A group of Elizabeth College lads have had to amend their plans for a spirited game of soggy biscuit that was due to take place…