Both Channel Islands that matter are soon to be run exclusively by Lyndons. This comes after a suspiciously timed pro-Lyndon coup which happened earlier…
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The States have approved controversial deputy Jill Gill-Guille’s proposed legislation to do away with schools for children 12 and above. Her radical change will instate…
Deputy Rob Prow spoke out this week against cannabis legalisation in Guernsey, describing it as “plain wrong”. While an admirable attempt, his arguments seem to…
Hard at work in the Heavens above, God in all his wisdom has declared that all of the Guernsey States deputies are to blame for…
Sea levels are set to rise in Guernsey if the UK fails to leave the European Union with a deal. Climate boffins say sea-level rises…
The States plan on making St Sampsons into one large housing development, with the last blade of grass being dismantled today. Farms, gardens and even…
Rampant speculation still surrounds local politician Carl Meerveld’s inexplicable hat, but one thing remains clear: it’s not fooling anyone. Public figures have often used novelties…
A 50-foot-tall statue of John Gollop is to be built in town to honour the cult-favourite deputy. It’s been decided the statue of Prince Albert…
A group of islanders are set to take matters into their own hands as rising sea levels threaten their livelihoods. Having seen the success of…
Plans are in the works to reinstall military hardware at Castle Cornet, The Guern can exclusively reveal. A top-secret document was left on a table…