Island fears wind or possibly wind shortage. Islanders prepare for a difficult weather siege by bringing in chairs, clearing shelves, and taping down their cows…
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Judges, parents, and childless freaks gathered at La Mare field for the annual Baby of the Year Awards 2022. Young children were eyed and paraded…
Gavin St Pier, Guernsey’s chief minister, had to make an embarrassed call today to the Isle of Man after the contraction of a serious disease.…
Jersey has been forced to extend its lockdown and accept it truly is full of shit. The bombshell comes after one of its beaches was…
Victor Hugo’s statue will be defended at all costs, says one local man. Mick Le Guilcher, 47, has been seen standing guard at the site…
Admiral Park is ablaze tonight as confused shoppers load up on supplies amid Coronavirus fears. The fire began in the men’s grooming aisle of Waitrose,…
A man known to drink in The Harbour Lights has revealed he knew it would always come to this. Chris Pirouet made the startling declaration…