"Any child who agrees to work for us gets free Oompa Loompa face paint and to beat fat children with sticks, in spirit with the original tale."
Posts published by “Lisa Le Moigne”
Judges, parents, and childless freaks gathered at La Mare field for the annual Baby of the Year Awards 2022. Young children were eyed and paraded…
Eleven days into the lockdown and further tragic news has hit the island. It seems local politicians are feeling the pinch the same as the…
We’re proud to announce the announcement of our new members club ‘GuernPlus’ designed to make you give us your hard-earned cash. The time is right…
Jersey has been forced to extend its lockdown and accept it truly is full of shit. The bombshell comes after one of its beaches was…
After the recall of Power Toys’ Guernsey States series of action figures, some thought it would be years until another Guernsey-based toy would hit the…
The tribe of indigenous Guerns from the deepest parts of St Pierre du Bois will be the subject of David Attenborough’s latest Netflix documentary, Our…
Going to the bathroom is a relatively routine process for most ten-year-olds, but for Blake Renouf his last 10 o’clock urination ended in disaster. Upon…
Hard at work in the Heavens above, God in all his wisdom has declared that all of the Guernsey States deputies are to blame for…
Sea levels are set to rise in Guernsey if the UK fails to leave the European Union with a deal. Climate boffins say sea-level rises…