Cow tipping will become an officially recognised sport at the 2021 Island Games. The Games come to Guernsey that year and the organisers are excited…
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Footes Lane athletics ground is going to be turned into a Robot Wars arena. The move comes following declining attendance at sporting events over the…
The Guern’s offices have been razed to the ground as the collective anxiety of 89 talented journalists opened a black hole on the edge of…
A woman’s work colleagues have remained furious, despite her apologies for arriving late for the third day in a row. Karen Le Tissier walked in…
Recycling bins in the island are full to overflowing following the publication of the latest free newspaper. Keen to avoid a visit from Tertiary Waste…
The Home Department plans to routinely arm police officers in Guernsey, The Guern can exclusively reveal. A cache of Desert Eagle pistols, a fleet of…
Landmines have been planted in the exclusion zone surrounding the new cannabis farm in Guernsey. As well as high-powered search lights, razor wire and attack…
The Little Chapel is to expand in the next year and become the largest place of worship in the Channel Islands. Having grown tired of…
An award-winning Guernsey cow is to be stripped of its accolades after being convicted of doping. Penelope, a 10-year-old show cow, won the Gold Trough…
The first batch of patiently awaited Gavin St Pier action figures has been recalled thanks to an “excess of hair”. A representative from Power Toys…